After 35 days in Silkeborg at Performers House we have discovered, besides the extremely creative people, that there often occurs a certain smell of cauliflower meanwhile white cups and red briefcases and ham disappears . No one knows why.
Everyday Gert cries out: “PLEASE BRING BACK THE WHITE CUPS!” But no one ever does! Our theory is that it is because no one knows where the white cups are. Rumors say that a layer of white cups are hidden in room number 17. But we believe otherwise. Strange persons have been spotted wandering in the halls of Performers House. And often, when they pass by, they leave a stench of cauliflower…
One day, not long ago, a red briefcase was stolen. Line was devastated; “Where is my briefcase!” Line cried. Soon she received small notes saying: “Here is your briefcase, have a nice day - from the house elf<3”. Line got her briefcase back but the question is still unresolved.
Last night we saw a very professional performance by the theater line. We enjoyed it but a very suspicious person caught our eyes. She was dancing on stage like a madman with toilet paper hanging out of her leather trousers!
- Could this toilet paper somehow be an indication of her being the source of the cauliflower? We think so!
Furthermore a teacher has found a long blonde curly hair in one of the white cups! Coincidence? We think not.
As for the disappearance and appearance of the red briefcase this blonde crazy-dancing toilet paper-girl called Britney Spears must be a kleptomaniac with conscience and possibly also in love with Line.
After all those shocking and disturbing events we can hereby conclude, that this ‘Højskole’ is not normal! And this crazy blonde woman must be stopped for the sake of Gert’s health and the future of the school reputation …..and the smell!
Written by Frida Malmø and Rebekka Bohse Meyer, 22/9 2011, Performers House
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